The location for the today’s episode of Storage Hunters UK is Preston.

STORAGE UNIT NUMBER 1

A safe. And a couple of more unidentified items hiding under blankets.

safe storage

Danny thinks there won’t be anything in the safe. Nat doesn’t like the unit because she can’t see what’s there. Darren and Barry meanwhile are interested. Linda is interested.

Linda wins the lot at Ł450.

A couple of light fixtures.

light fixtures

A bird’s cage.

bird cage

And a safe. Hm seriously – what the what? This bin makes no sense at all. Sean explains to Linda she will have to get someone to come and crack the safe. To this Linda asks – don’t they leave the key to the safe? Yes, that’s what she said.

STORAGE UNIT NUMBER 2

Tiles. And lot of them. Some building materials.

tiles spa

Darren and Barry have an argy bargy. Linda meanwhile is interested. She thinks it might be a spa.

what-did-you-just-say

The bidding starts and Linda wins the lot at Ł910. Darren calls her a dumb bimbo. Now mate that’s way too harsh. What a sore loser.

Darren Barry

Linda investigates the unit with Sean and she finds a hot tub.

hot tub

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And two pallets of tile and some more building material.

tiles pallets

STORAGE UNIT NUMBER 3

A pick and mix stand. A pop corn machine. Some movie theater seats.

pick and mix

movie pop corn

Danny is interested in the unit because he always wanted to be a movie star. And again Nat’s face says it all.

Nat

The bidding starts. So. Darren and Barry start arguing among themselves. Then George starts arguing with them. Then Nat and John are arguing with each other.

what-the-what

In the end John wins the lot at Ł800. Nat is not happy.

Back to storage unit number 1 to take a look at Linda’s safe. Linda had to hire a locksmith for Ł300 to crack open the safe.

Linda safe sean

Linda would like it to be gold. Or money. Or diamonds. Good Lord. Very modest is our Linda.

doctor-who

And the big reveal ladies and gentlemen is…

safe video camera Linda

NOTHING. Just as Danny predicted. Or rather just a video camera.

Linda has the sadz.

Linda sadz

STORAGE UNIT NUMBER 4

Looks like sound and light equipment.

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Danny is going all in for this unit. Darren and Barry are interested since they would be able to sell it all right away.

The bidding starts, there’s plenty of trash talking, but Danny holds steady and wins the lot at Ł1150.

His t-shirt says it all really.

Danny

STORAGE UNIT NUMBER 5

Wedding catering equipment. Glasses, chairs and other assorted stuff.

wedding catering

Darren and Barry decide to stop arguing and make some money. Finally. Nat and John are also interested.

nat john

The bidding starts and Darren and Barry win the lot at Ł975.

They investigate the unit with Sean. A pillory (in case you are wondering what it is. We are not THAT smart, we had to look it up).

sean pillory

An archway. A big marquee. A love chair. A bunch of glasses.

love chair Darren Barry

Back to storage unit number 3 with Nat and John.

John: There’s money there.
Nat: You better find it cos I can’t see it.

If it’s not obvious Nat is still not happy.

Further inspection reveals old movie theater chairs. Two old projectors. A box of movie reels.

movie reels

projector

Sean points out they have made a profit, but Nat is not happy. She thought they were going to go big today. This from the same woman who thought she might find a speed boat in a bin.

Back to storage unit number 4 with Danny. Some nifty looking light equipment.

light equipment

A box full of old vinyl records. A smoke machine. Speakers. And bingo, a huge score – a sound rack.

sound rack

Sean also discovers a limbo bar. And dares Danny to do the limbo. Danny does the limbo. Visual proof below.

Danny limbo

Danny limbo

Profit:

Linda: Ł990
Linda: -Ł650
Darren and Barry: Ł3025
Nat and John: Ł1000
Danny: Ł4800

So, what did you think of this episode? Leave your interesting and creative responses in the comments section below.