Storage Wars: Texas: Season 3, Episode 26: “Waltz Across Texas.” Bubba was alone as Ricky was on vacation. That put Bubba in a foul mood because he really disliked auctions in East Texas. Give it a guess. Yep, stomping grounds of Kenny Stowe. Bubba: I’m stuck in East Texas with my least favorite person. You…
Storage Wars: Texas: Season 3, Episode23: “When Vic Comes to Shove.” No words to describe how this auction began, well, other than UGLY! Ricky and Jenny arrived with plans to buy. Kenny arrived with plans to buy it all. Victor arrived with Sonny and they dressed like twins. Or like Dr. Evil and Mini-Me, as…
Storage Wars: Texas: Season 3, Episode 8: “Built for Pleasure not Speed.” Ricky’s sources told him that there could be collectibles and antiques at the auction in Longview. After five hours of driving, Bubba couldn’t feel his left butt cheek (not that it’s relevant). Jenny told Mary they needed more inventory for both their stores….
Storage Wars: Texas: Season 3, Episode 7: “Stowe-Age Wars.” Rainy day did not faze Walt for as an auctioneer he would make money just the same. Let it rain money. Let it rain money. Let it rain money. Victor needed to buy smaller units with higher quality. Ricky and Bubba were looking for big lockers…
Storage Wars: Texas: Season 3, Episode 5: “It’s Always Sonny in Texas.” Jenny and Mary were pumped. Since uniting forces, they’ve drilled themselves into a profit. Victor spent more than he made so he drilled himself into a hole. Bubba and Ricky couldn’t drill into a locker and left empty-handed. New player strutted into the…
Storage Wars: Texas: Season 3, Episode 4: “Swinging with the Jenemy.” Jenny asked Mary for a favor. She had a client who wanted an industrial type piece which is right up Mary’s forte. Mary could use Jenny’s business sense. Frenemies or as Mary put it – “Jenemies.” Jenny: It could work or could be a…
Storage Wars: Texas: Season 3, Episode 3: “British Invasion.” Mary and Mo were no longer a team. Mo no longer in the opening credits. If you think about it, Mary did all of the work. She dug through the storage units and refurbished furniture. What did Mo do? Not much except wear crazy sneakers. Another…
Storage Wars: Texas: Season 3, Episode 2: “Take A Deep Breath, It’s Lesa.” The earth shook beneath the feet of the cast members. They looked across the horizon and they saw the Apocalypse approaching on a Harley. It was Lesa Lewis. She rode on a big bike. She dressed like a bad girl with a…
Storage Wars: Texas: Season 3, Episode 1: “Raiders of the lost Arkana.” Mary’s goal to find raw materials that she could mold into gold. Victor’s goal to keep his big fat mouth shut (his words, not mine). He was not to get distracted by the competition and actually win a storage unit. “Silent but deadly.”…
Storage Wars: Texas: Season 1, Episode 7: “Home on the Strange.” Bubba and Ricky profited on resale of woman’s merchandise out of their warehouse in Lampass, Texas. Instead of tools or man cave items; uncle and nephew game plane to take a closer look at lockers with items that appeal to women. Victor’s game plant…
