Container Wars: Ms. America Coughs Furballs

Container Wars: Season 1, Episode 10: “Fur Play.” Three aspiring beauty queens arrived at the shipyard. Uzi as Ms. America. Eyal as Ms. International. Shlomi as Ms. California. Yes, Israelis in d-r-a-g, if you can call it that. The Israeli trio donned sashes and tiaras. Funny, for some reason they looked far more attractive with…

Storage Wars: The HOLY GRAIL

Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 15: “This Lamp’s for You.” Jarrod Schulz and Brandi Passante cut the ribbon to officially open their second thrift store. Darrell quipped to Brandon that his strategy today was to serve Jarrod a can of “whoop ass” simply because the auction was held near one of Jarrod’s thrift stores. I’ll…

Auction Hunters: Baby, It’s Cold Outside!

Auction Hunters: Season 2, Episode 6: “The Chicago Grand Slam.” Allen and Ton made a trip to Chicago Heights, Illinois. It was seven degrees Fahrenheit and the guys were freezing as they had to stand out in the snow for two of the three auctions. Fact: Chicago Heights is called the Crossroads of the Nation….

Auction Hunters: Fly Me to the Moon

Auction Hunters: Season 2, Episode 1: “Miami Heat.” With the auction scene not looking so good in LA, the Haff-Ton team decided to take a little road trip 3000 miles east to Miami. Fact: Miami has a population of 5.5 million. In 2009 it was ranked the richest U.S. city. With lots of wealthy people…

Auction Hunters: Drinks on the House

Auction Hunters: Season 1, Episode 7: “Gangster Whiskey.” Allen and Ton attended an early auction at reach Moreno Valley. Ton wasn’t too happy. He said his beauty sleep had been interrupted. At the parking lot the Haff-Ton team saw something that disturbed them – newbies. Newbies bid too high, too fast and inflate the price…

Storage Wars: Rat & Puke

Storage Wars: Season 1, Episode 4: “War on the Shore.” Dave expected a great storage unit at the Huntington Beach facility. Darrell expected expensive items, boat equipment, furniture, and paintings. Barry expected high-end goods. Jarrod expected to find merchandise from someone’s summer home or seasonal business. In the parking lot, Darrell scratched on a number…