Storage Wars: Battle of the Brows

Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 21: “Battle of the Brows.” Brandi was frumpy. Rene was grumpy. Darrell was happy. Barry was dopey. I was waiting for Snow White to appear until The Gambler snapped me back to reality. Darrell: I’ve got to show Karma a kinder a more “self-defecating” Darrell. You know you want to…

Storage Wars: Mouth Urinal

Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 17: “Total Wine Domination.” Barry brought Adam, his accountant, who advised “The Collector” to get out of the auction business. Oy, vey! Earl, Johan Graham’s father, got lost on his way to Mission Viejo. Oy, vey! Mark Harris stated to Matt it was official,  today they would buy a locker….

Storage Wars: Barry drove a TANK to the Auction!

Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 16: “There’s No Place Like Homeland.” Dan and Laura Dotson got lost on their way to the city of Homeland. Laura said they needed to turn back around. Dan did what ever guy does, a quick illegal U-turn. Dan: If you do an illegal U-turn, and there’s no cops around,…

Storage Wars: Girl Cat Fight Brandi vs. Casey!

Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 11: “Orange You Glad Dan Sold it Again.” Girl cat fight!!! Brandi’s pissed that the new girl Casey tried to out bid her. Brandi lunged at Casey. The two rolled around on the ground and… no, wait… I think I imagined that. Here’s what really happened. Auction was held in…

Auction Hunters: Jaws of Life

Auction Hunters: Season 2, Episode 24: “Great American Cashtime.” Haff-Ton team drove to San Diego, California. Tourism – HUGE! Duo prepared to find just about anything in the storage units. Fact: In 1592, San Diego was the first site visited by Europeans in what is now California. One of the bidders was none other than…