Definition of Poltergeist: Force credited with certain malicious or disturbing phenomena responsible for physical disturbances. Definition of Hester Poltergeist: All of the above and – OH, HELL NO! The Mogul – wait, hold that thought. Can Dave Hester still be called a Mogul when he closed two stores and lost respect of his colleagues (not…
Storage Wars: Season 5, Episode 10: “Zen Masters of the Universe.” Darrell was all about Zen. Kimber taught him the Yoga tree pose. She asked him how he felt. He said, “I need to poop.” Dan and Laura Dotson lost on the way to auction. Not according to Laura. Dan just needed to make a…
Storage Wars: Season 5, Episode 9: “Boom Goes the Dynamite?” Laura Dotson, dressed in a robe, practiced her – “Remember folks to pay the lady” quip in front of a mirror. Where you ask? Inside her very posh bedroom. Dan, dressed in a robe also, read the paper in bed. Those two live a comfortable…
Storage Wars: Season 5, Episode 8: “Nuthin’ But a G Thang.” Darrell played the drums in the garage. He, uh, wore guy-eye-liner. Kimber barged in and asked what he was doing thumping on the drums, badly at that. “The Gambler” was getting in touch with his creative side. Ivy declared his money was trained. He…
Storage Wars: Season 5, Episode 7: “LBC U LTR.” Jarrod finally decided to close his Long Beach store. He held a meeting with Brandi along with the staff. Some would keep their jobs. Others, well… not. Brandi stated that Jarrod held on to the store for a long as he could. Meeting adjourned. Employees took…
Storage Wars: Season 5, Episode 3: “For a Good Time Call…Ivy.” Darrell honked at Rene on the drive to auction. Today’s lesson for Brandon: Physiological Warfare. Ivy decided today was going to be about having fun and messing with the others. What is it with these players today? Brandi talked Jarrod that maybe it was…
Storage Wars: Season 5, Episode 5: “The Return of the King of Montebello.” Ivy hired someone to manage his store. Less stress he thought as he bought storage units. Rene not pleased to return to the same facility where his hired help backed his truck into a gate. Darrell proclaimed himself “King of Montebello.” Yes,…
Storage Wars: Season 5, Episode 4: “Operation: Intimidation.” Ivy said today he was Mr. Un-Nice-Guy. Isn’t that everyday? It seemed no one wanted to play nice today as Darrell decided Brandon’s next lesson would be how to mess with Rene. Rene offered Brandon a job and called everyone amateurs. Jarrod and Brandi’s day began with…
Storage Wars: Season 5, Episode 3: “Nerds of the Round Table.” Jarrod said if they didn’t win a locker soon, they wouldn’t be in the game much longer. Brandi urged him to be smart, not reckless. That woman has brains and looks. Ivy declared he was on a hot streak. Rene played mind games with…
Storage Wars: Season 5, Episode 2: “The Hills Have Buys.” Ivy ranted about his hatred of mattresses. Umm…okay? Darrell decided it was time Brandon became a better buyer. Rene was concerned for his reputation and determined to beat Jarrod. Jarrod had bigger worries on his mind as he and Brandi decided to bid conservatively to…
