Storage Wars: Season 5, Episode 1: “Flight of the Gambler.” Jarrod did a little beard maintenance while an impatience Brandi waited to leave for the auction in Montebello. Ivy announced he needed tools. He was going to bid on any units with tools. Seriously, there’s got to be an easier way to get hold of…
Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 22: “Super Bros. Shuffle.” Goodbye, Barry Weiss. No speeches. No farewells. No tears. But Barry almost had a heart attack. I’ll get to that. This episode was the season finale for season four. Indicators were there that this would be Barry’s last episode. So this blog, it’s all about Barry….
Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 21: “Battle of the Brows.” Brandi was frumpy. Rene was grumpy. Darrell was happy. Barry was dopey. I was waiting for Snow White to appear until The Gambler snapped me back to reality. Darrell: I’ve got to show Karma a kinder a more “self-defecating” Darrell. You know you want to…
Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 17: “Total Wine Domination.” Barry brought Adam, his accountant, who advised “The Collector” to get out of the auction business. Oy, vey! Earl, Johan Graham’s father, got lost on his way to Mission Viejo. Oy, vey! Mark Harris stated to Matt it was official, today they would buy a locker….
Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 18: “The Storage Buyer in You.” Barry drove to the auction in his Jetsons space automobile with matching camper. The Collector camped for the night, grilled dinner, read a book… you had to be there. Ivy smack talked how he would dominate and cause pain. Darrell smack talked how he…
Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 16: “There’s No Place Like Homeland.” Dan and Laura Dotson got lost on their way to the city of Homeland. Laura said they needed to turn back around. Dan did what ever guy does, a quick illegal U-turn. Dan: If you do an illegal U-turn, and there’s no cops around,…
Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 15: “This Lamp’s for You.” Jarrod Schulz and Brandi Passante cut the ribbon to officially open their second thrift store. Darrell quipped to Brandon that his strategy today was to serve Jarrod a can of “whoop ass” simply because the auction was held near one of Jarrod’s thrift stores. I’ll…
Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 14: “That’s My Jerry!” I am sooo in the mood for pralines, you’ll see why. Auction held in Compton, California. Guest appearances by Herb Brown & Mike Karlinger, Ivy Calvin, and auctioneers Johan Graham & Earl. Absent Darrell Sheets and Brandon. Barry invited Kenny, who back in season 3 sold…
Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 13: “The French Job.” Auction held in Laguna Niguel, California. Calvin got a traffic ticket. Barry was disqualified. Harris brothers bought a locker just to buy. Jarrod bought a locker for a toy. Barry came back to the storage facility incognito. They’re all nuts! Guest appearances by Ivy Calvin and…
Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 11: “Orange You Glad Dan Sold it Again.” Girl cat fight!!! Brandi’s pissed that the new girl Casey tried to out bid her. Brandi lunged at Casey. The two rolled around on the ground and… no, wait… I think I imagined that. Here’s what really happened. Auction was held in…
