Storage Wars: Canada: Welcome To the Jungle

Welcome to the Jungle. Storage Wars: Canada: Season 1, Episode 15: “A-locker-lypse Now.” Don was back! His return, coupled with a potentially steady stream of  good lockers, offered our players another chance at redemption. Roy was in full fatigues and ready for his next mission: Buy up all the good units… with extreme prejudice. And lots…

Storage Wars: Canada: A Fast Talking Pecker

Storage Wars: Canada: Season 1, Episode 10: “Canadian Pecker.” Don was still on vacation, so Patrick Pecker filled in for him as auctioneer. Patrick Pecker: I’m more aggressive than Don. Today, I’m bringing the full Pecker. Cindy and Rick knew it’s always good business to be respectful to the auctioneer. When they arrived, they made…

Storage Wars: Canada: Boys and Their Toys

Storage Wars: Canada: Season 1, Episode 13: “The Rise of the Liquidator.” Friends, let me just say: When the stakes get raised, they get RAISED. And when Jeff Schwarz, (also known as The Liquidator), stepped in for regular auctioneer, Don, he promised to give all the usual suspects a lot of bang for their buck. Wait. Is…

Storage Wars: Canada: Who You Gonna Call?

Storage Wars: Canada: Season 1, Episode 9: “Taunted, Haunted, and Most Wanted.” Rick and Cindy decided to let Rick do the bidding this time. Cindy likes it when Rick spices things up. Roy howled like a wolf. He was ready to hunt his prey. This time it was survival of the fittest. Paul made Bogart…

Storage Wars: Canada: The Rise of Bogart

Storage Wars: Canada: Season 1, Episode 11: “The Thrilla in Clairevilla.” Okay. There were a few unprecedented underhanded maneuvers pulled off by the people you wouldn’t expect. So please pay attention. This got crazy. Bogart had apparently cleaned up in a poker game the night previous. Paul asked if Bogart felt lucky about the day’s…

Storage Wars: Canada: Never Go ‘Full Mullet’!

  Storage Wars: Canada: Season 1, Episode 7: “Wanna Smell My Hair?” Roy may not have been himself last episode, but this time, he completely morphed into something else entirely: Fake hair, false teeth, and sunglasses? Meet ‘Cousin Ray’. This got weird. Paul felt the auction location (Scarborough) was fairly foolproof, so he put Bogart…

Storage Wars: Canada: The Hot and The Weird

Storage Wars: Canada: Season 1, Episode 10: “Crazy From The Heat.” The heat wave was in full effect. So much so, it was affecting people’s thinking. Cindy brought her hand fan. She knew the heat made people a little crazy, so she planned to stay cool. Rick thought it might be a good strategy for…