Auction Hunters: Pawn Edition: Season 4, Episode 12: “Don’t Taze Me Bro.” It’s a cold winter’s day. Three storage units up for auction. Allen and Ton brace the cold but immediately feel a chill when they spot their opposite gender team nemesis. Man-haters Thelma and Louise back to grease the wheels of irritation for the…
Auction Hunters: Pawn Edition: Season 4, Episode 11: “Carolyn Goes Topless.” What happens when you put a good looking blond male (Allen) at the same storage auction with a smoking hot blonde female (Carolyn)? Fire works? Romance? A love scene out of Casablanca? More like trash talking, wise cracking, and you’ll get yours! So I…
Auction Hunters: Pawn Edition: Season 4, Episode 9: “Machine Gun Ton.” Shootout at Panoma storage auction on Route 66. Haff-Ton team versus Hellcat man-haters Brunette & Blondie.Friendly banter between the two teams before the auction. Allen: Maybe today I can give you a few pointers. Lend you a flashlight. Blondie: Zip it, bitch. Son of…
Auction Hunters: Pawn Edition: Season 4, Episode 8: “Flying Ton, Creeping Allen.” It’s a lovely day in the neighborhood… but not in Chinatown. A fist-nudge. A fierce two-handed shove. Near fight between Allen and a gangster. Let’s back up to the beginning of the episode. Allen and Ton got lost on their way to the…
