Storage Wars: Canada: Season 1, Episode 4: “Safes n’ Snakes.” Roy wanted an uber cool item for his MAN CAVE to show off to his buddies when they came over for beers. Before auction, he was a bit miffed at the envious stares of the cash he flashed. Roy: Stop looking at my wad. Cindy…
Storage Wars: Season 5, Episode 9: “Boom Goes the Dynamite?” Laura Dotson, dressed in a robe, practiced her – “Remember folks to pay the lady” quip in front of a mirror. Where you ask? Inside her very posh bedroom. Dan, dressed in a robe also, read the paper in bed. Those two live a comfortable…
Storage Wars: Texas: Season 3, Episode23: “When Vic Comes to Shove.” No words to describe how this auction began, well, other than UGLY! Ricky and Jenny arrived with plans to buy. Kenny arrived with plans to buy it all. Victor arrived with Sonny and they dressed like twins. Or like Dr. Evil and Mini-Me, as…
Container Wars: Season 1, Episode 7: “Secrets of the Orient.” The crazies back for the second half of season one. Deana, former beauty queen, gorgeous as ever. Ty sported a Mohawk, which was so 1980s of him. Mo hadn’t changed, still crotchety as ever (his words to Deana). Matt still in need of anger management…
Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 1: “Auctioning for Dummies.” What may we expect in this new season of Storage Wars? Lack of brains. Lack of humility. Lack of “Yuuup” Mogul Dave Hester. Returning players were Darrell Sheets, Jarrod Schulz and Brandi Passante, Barry Weiss, and resident auctioneers Dan and Laura. Guest appearances by Nabila Hannis…
Auction Hunters: Season 3, Episode 15: “Dead Aim.” Ton and Allen made their way to Riverside, CA. Fact: The CA citrus industry began with two orange trees planted in Riverside in 1873. A city which Ton declared was full of M-O-N-E-Y. Fact: In 1910, the booming citrus industry made Riverside the nation’s wealthiest city. Hope…
Auction Hunters: Season 2, Episode 17: “Half Pipe Dreams.” The Haff-Ton drove the bread truck to Long Beach. Allen had one word describe auction hunting in Long Beach – Money! Fact: The port of Long Beach shipped $140 billion worth of cargo in 2010. Duo was hoped not to see any local whales. Then there’s…
Auction Hunters: Season 2, Episode 13: “Beantown Bidders.” The Haff-Ton team headed to Boston. The city is home to one of the country’s oldest storage units, which has been in business since 1886, and that’s exactly where the guys were headed. Fact: Boston is the birthplace of the American Revolution. They were impressed by the…
Auction Hunters: Season 2, Episode 5: “Labor of Love.” The guys went down to West Los Angeles for what was supposed to be a five unit auction. Unfortunately there ended up only being one unit for sale and it looked pretty bad so they left. Allen and Ton decided it was good day to go…
Storage Wars: Season 1, Episode 14: “Trouble the Oil.” Jarrod expressed his excitement of the gamble to buy storage units. Brandi expressed their bills stacked and they needed to make a profit. Darrell expressed how he drove three hours in traffic and hope it was worth the effort to be at the auction. Barry expressed…
