Storage Wars: Hit and Miss

Storage Wars: Season 5, Episode 2: “The Hills Have Buys.” Ivy ranted about his hatred of mattresses. Umm…okay? Darrell decided it was time Brandon became a better buyer. Rene was concerned for his reputation and determined to beat Jarrod. Jarrod had bigger worries on his mind as he and Brandi decided to bid conservatively to…

Storage Wars: Jarrod Buys Everything but the Girl

Storage Wars: Season 5, Episode 1: “Flight of the Gambler.” Jarrod did a little beard maintenance while an impatience Brandi waited to leave for the auction in Montebello. Ivy announced he needed tools. He was going to bid on any units with tools. Seriously, there’s got to be an easier way to get hold of…

Storage Wars: First Season Summary

What did happen that first season of Storage Wars? Sidekicks, pukes, trash talk, and oh, for course, the over paying for storage units. Dan Dotson kick started each show by stating where the auction was held. Laura Dotson did not become vocal until midway or so through that first season. Dan made an error on…

Storage Wars Star’s Thrift Stores & Locations

You enjoy watching the Storage Wars franchise and would like to shop at the thrift stores of the celebrity auction hunters. Look no further. We have you covered from coast to coast; from Jarrod’s new second hand shop in California to Mike Briaotta thrift store in New York. Storage Wars Jarrod Schulz & Brandi Passante…

Storage Wars: Goodbye, Barry Weiss

Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 22: “Super Bros. Shuffle.” Goodbye, Barry Weiss. No speeches. No farewells. No tears. But Barry almost had a heart attack. I’ll get to that. This episode was the season finale for season four. Indicators were there that this would be Barry’s last episode. So this blog, it’s all about Barry….

Storage Wars: Mouth Urinal

Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 17: “Total Wine Domination.” Barry brought Adam, his accountant, who advised “The Collector” to get out of the auction business. Oy, vey! Earl, Johan Graham’s father, got lost on his way to Mission Viejo. Oy, vey! Mark Harris stated to Matt it was official,  today they would buy a locker….

Storage Wars: Camping & Smack Talking

Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 18: “The Storage Buyer in You.” Barry drove to the auction in his Jetsons space automobile with matching camper. The Collector camped for the night, grilled dinner, read a book… you had to be there. Ivy smack talked how he would dominate and cause pain. Darrell smack talked how he…

Storage Wars: The HOLY GRAIL

Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 15: “This Lamp’s for You.” Jarrod Schulz and Brandi Passante cut the ribbon to officially open their second thrift store. Darrell quipped to Brandon that his strategy today was to serve Jarrod a can of “whoop ass” simply because the auction was held near one of Jarrod’s thrift stores. I’ll…

Storage Wars: Did You Buy a (Bleep) Locker?

Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 14: “That’s My Jerry!” I am sooo in the mood for pralines, you’ll see why. Auction held in Compton, California. Guest appearances by Herb Brown & Mike Karlinger, Ivy Calvin, and auctioneers Johan Graham & Earl. Absent Darrell Sheets and Brandon. Barry invited Kenny, who back in season 3 sold…

Storage Wars: French Burglar

Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 13: “The French Job.” Auction held in Laguna Niguel, California. Calvin got a traffic ticket. Barry was disqualified. Harris brothers bought a locker just to buy. Jarrod bought a locker for a toy. Barry came back to the storage facility incognito. They’re all nuts! Guest appearances by Ivy Calvin and…