Storage Wars: Canada: Season 1, Episode 16: “Even Veterans Get the Blues.” The auction was at a storage facility in a nice working class neighborhood. Who knows what they could find in those units? Rick was in a bad mood. No morning coffee. And the car breaking down on the way to the auction didn’t…
Welcome to the Jungle. Storage Wars: Canada: Season 1, Episode 15: “A-locker-lypse Now.” Don was back! His return, coupled with a potentially steady stream of good lockers, offered our players another chance at redemption. Roy was in full fatigues and ready for his next mission: Buy up all the good units… with extreme prejudice. And lots…
Storage Wars: Canada: Season 1, Episode 11: “The Thrilla in Clairevilla.” Okay. There were a few unprecedented underhanded maneuvers pulled off by the people you wouldn’t expect. So please pay attention. This got crazy. Bogart had apparently cleaned up in a poker game the night previous. Paul asked if Bogart felt lucky about the day’s…
Storage Wars: Season 5, Episode 10: “Zen Masters of the Universe.” Darrell was all about Zen. Kimber taught him the Yoga tree pose. She asked him how he felt. He said, “I need to poop.” Dan and Laura Dotson lost on the way to auction. Not according to Laura. Dan just needed to make a…
Storage Wars: Season 5, Episode 5: “The Return of the King of Montebello.” Ivy hired someone to manage his store. Less stress he thought as he bought storage units. Rene not pleased to return to the same facility where his hired help backed his truck into a gate. Darrell proclaimed himself “King of Montebello.” Yes,…
Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 22: “Super Bros. Shuffle.” Goodbye, Barry Weiss. No speeches. No farewells. No tears. But Barry almost had a heart attack. I’ll get to that. This episode was the season finale for season four. Indicators were there that this would be Barry’s last episode. So this blog, it’s all about Barry….
Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 21: “Battle of the Brows.” Brandi was frumpy. Rene was grumpy. Darrell was happy. Barry was dopey. I was waiting for Snow White to appear until The Gambler snapped me back to reality. Darrell: I’ve got to show Karma a kinder a more “self-defecating” Darrell. You know you want to…
Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 16: “There’s No Place Like Homeland.” Dan and Laura Dotson got lost on their way to the city of Homeland. Laura said they needed to turn back around. Dan did what ever guy does, a quick illegal U-turn. Dan: If you do an illegal U-turn, and there’s no cops around,…
Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 13: “The French Job.” Auction held in Laguna Niguel, California. Calvin got a traffic ticket. Barry was disqualified. Harris brothers bought a locker just to buy. Jarrod bought a locker for a toy. Barry came back to the storage facility incognito. They’re all nuts! Guest appearances by Ivy Calvin and…
Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 8: “The Monster Hash.” New sheriff and her deputy rode into town. Not quite. Two new auctioneers however made their first appearances on Storage Wars. Johan Graham and her father, Earl. Combined,,they have 55 years as auctioneers. However, this was their first rodeo at a storage auction. Guest appearance made by…
