Storage Wars: Season 5, Episode 2: “The Hills Have Buys.” Ivy ranted about his hatred of mattresses. Umm…okay? Darrell decided it was time Brandon became a better buyer. Rene was concerned for his reputation and determined to beat Jarrod. Jarrod had bigger worries on his mind as he and Brandi decided to bid conservatively to…
Storage Wars: Season 5, Episode 1: “Flight of the Gambler.” Jarrod did a little beard maintenance while an impatience Brandi waited to leave for the auction in Montebello. Ivy announced he needed tools. He was going to bid on any units with tools. Seriously, there’s got to be an easier way to get hold of…
Storage Wars fan favorite female is none other than Brandi Passante. She’s hot. She funny. She’s sweet. She’s one of the most likeable stars in the entire franchise. But how much do we know about her, other than she’s been with Jarrod like forever and they have two kids. And that Jarrod’s a big child…
What did happen that first season of Storage Wars? Sidekicks, pukes, trash talk, and oh, for course, the over paying for storage units. Dan Dotson kick started each show by stating where the auction was held. Laura Dotson did not become vocal until midway or so through that first season. Dan made an error on…
You enjoy watching the Storage Wars franchise and would like to shop at the thrift stores of the celebrity auction hunters. Look no further. We have you covered from coast to coast; from Jarrod’s new second hand shop in California to Mike Briaotta thrift store in New York. Storage Wars Jarrod Schulz & Brandi Passante…
Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 22: “Super Bros. Shuffle.” Goodbye, Barry Weiss. No speeches. No farewells. No tears. But Barry almost had a heart attack. I’ll get to that. This episode was the season finale for season four. Indicators were there that this would be Barry’s last episode. So this blog, it’s all about Barry….
Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 21: “Battle of the Brows.” Brandi was frumpy. Rene was grumpy. Darrell was happy. Barry was dopey. I was waiting for Snow White to appear until The Gambler snapped me back to reality. Darrell: I’ve got to show Karma a kinder a more “self-defecating” Darrell. You know you want to…
Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 17: “Total Wine Domination.” Barry brought Adam, his accountant, who advised “The Collector” to get out of the auction business. Oy, vey! Earl, Johan Graham’s father, got lost on his way to Mission Viejo. Oy, vey! Mark Harris stated to Matt it was official, today they would buy a locker….
Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 18: “The Storage Buyer in You.” Barry drove to the auction in his Jetsons space automobile with matching camper. The Collector camped for the night, grilled dinner, read a book… you had to be there. Ivy smack talked how he would dominate and cause pain. Darrell smack talked how he…
Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 15: “This Lamp’s for You.” Jarrod Schulz and Brandi Passante cut the ribbon to officially open their second thrift store. Darrell quipped to Brandon that his strategy today was to serve Jarrod a can of “whoop ass” simply because the auction was held near one of Jarrod’s thrift stores. I’ll…
