Storage Wars: I’m no Dummy

Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 1: “Auctioning for Dummies.” What may we expect in this new season of Storage Wars? Lack of brains. Lack of humility. Lack of “Yuuup” Mogul Dave Hester. Returning players were Darrell Sheets, Jarrod Schulz and Brandi Passante, Barry Weiss, and resident auctioneers Dan and Laura. Guest appearances by Nabila Hannis…

Storage Wars: Part 2 Of 100-Vault Auction

Storage Wars: Season 3, Episode 30: “Still Nobody’s Vault But Mine.” Second half of the 100-vault auction in Chatsworth, California with fifty vaults sold. Many hobbyist left but the regulars and two new players still present: Barry, Jarrod, Brandi, Darrell, Ivy, Herb and Mike, and the late Mark Balelo. Ivy stated it would take endurance,…

Storage Wars: The 100-Vault Auction

Storage Wars: Season 3, Episode 29: “Nobody’s Vault But Mine.” Oh, 100-vaults up for auction, take one down, pass it around, 99-vaults up for auction today. Expectations high. Maybe someone would find a lost Picasso sketch or painting. Or a carefully preserved 1800s chair or table. Or vintage jewelry from Tiffany. Uh, no. Most valued…

Storage Wars: Crazy Pants Contest

Storage Wars: Season 3, Episode 27: “The Big Boy vs the Heavyweight.” Auction took place for the first time in La Habra, California, about 30 miles outside of L.A. New bidder Ivy Calvin former Ultimate Fighter known now as the “King of Palmdale” took part. Darrell brought his money (check), his lucky charm gal Kimber…

Storage Wars: Kings Of Swag

Storage Wars: Season 3, Episode 28: “The Kook, The Chief, His Son, and The Brothers.” Move over Barry, the Kings of Swag just stole the show with the way they dressed, bantered and well, both cute as a button. Identical twins Mark and Matt Harris once appraised a movie memorabilia jacket for Barry a time…

Storage Wars: Don’t Bet On It

Storage Wars: Season 2, Episode 1: “Hang ‘Em High Desert.” Victorville held a special place in Barry’s heart as it was the place of his very first auction. Barry: I remember it well, mainly because I didn’t win anything. Jarrod last visit here without much cash or a partner. He returned with a pocket full…

Storage War: Hat Mockery

Storage Wars: Season 1, Episode 18: “Skullduggery.” Brandon wore a hat exactly like Dave Hester’s “Newport Consignment Gallery,” but with a little creative licensing to the lettering to read: “Newport Con Gallery.” How did Hester feel about this poke? Dave: I prefer not to talk about it. According to Darrell, crybaby Dave (his words, not…

Storage Wars: Rookies Rock

Storage Wars: Season 1, Episode 17: “Young with the Gun.” Jarrod expected the storage units full of household items because a lot of homes were up for sale in the area. Barry expected collectibles, but what he didn’t expect was the huge crowd in the parking lot. Darrell and Dave absent from auction which rose…

Storage Wars: Jarrod SQUEEZES Brandi

Storage Wars: Season 1, Episode 16: “High End Heist.” Dave brought his entire posse and planned to TCB or “take care of business.” Darrell was in a bad mood. Barry was bored. Brandi considered herself an expert because she’s attended auctions for two months. She was bent on buying her own storage unit. Jarrod was…

Storage Wars: Trash Collector

Storage Wars: Season 1, Episode 15: “Chairman of the Hoard.” Barry believed that six out of the seven storage units up for auction belonged to the same tenant. Darrell believed the lockers belonged to antique dealer. Dave believed the city was full of old money (rich folk). Jarrod believed this could be their biggest auction…