Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 11: “Orange You Glad Dan Sold it Again.” Girl cat fight!!! Brandi’s pissed that the new girl Casey tried to out bid her. Brandi lunged at Casey. The two rolled around on the ground and… no, wait… I think I imagined that. Here’s what really happened. Auction was held in…
Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 10: “The Shrining.” How can the Kings of Swag go “stealth mode” when they look like they just stepped out of Saks Fifth Avenue? Matt and Mark Harris’ strategy was to inconspicuously bid. It was sooo confusing to watch. Auction held in El Monte, California. Johan Graham and Earl were…
Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 9: “Old Tricks, New Treats.” Auction held in Inglewood, California. Guest appearances made by Ivy Calvin, and partners Mike Karlinger and Herb Brown. Darrell Sheets was absent. On the drive, Jarrod commented to Brandi how they only had $2000 to spend. Both agreed to revert to their old “bid broke”…
No one tells you how much manpower it takes for the second phase of auction hunting – hauling items from inside the storage unit back to your workspace. Plan ahead. On Storage Wars Jarrod Schulz has a staff that loads that unloads the entire contents of the locker back to his thrift store; or to…
Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 7: “Oysters on the Half Plate.” What happens when you put oysters, beer, the Kings of Swag, and a lone Brandi into one episode? Not much. Hey, never said every episode was a 10 on the entertainment meter. This auction was held in Long Beach, California. Guest appearances made by…
Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 5: “A Time to Kiln.” The auction was held in San Jacinto, California. On the drive to the facility Jarrod revealed to Brandi that he’s already rented a space for their new store. Surprise! She was not happy. He envisioned the store filled with lots of good inventory. Brandi: All…
Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 4: “The PA Stays in the Picture.” At any given storage auction one player may strike a huge payoff while others swing and miss. Then there are times when everyone loses. Auction was held in Rancho Cucamonga, California. Guest appearance was made by the late Mark Balelo. It’s a rainy…
Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 3: “All’s Well that Urns Well.” Have you ever seen an urn? I haven’t. Neither have Jarrod or Brandi. They thought they had matching beer steins. My skin just crawled out of my body at the thought of drinking beer out of an urn. Yeach. Storage auction was held in…
Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 2: “Breathalyze This.” Barry brought a partner. Jarrod was without his partner. Both were bad ideas. Auction was held in Huntington Beach. Brandi scouted for space for a new store. Jarrod left alone to bid without a limit. Pray, Brandi, pray. Barry brought Charles Kitch, who once appraised an antique…
Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 1: “Auctioning for Dummies.” What may we expect in this new season of Storage Wars? Lack of brains. Lack of humility. Lack of “Yuuup” Mogul Dave Hester. Returning players were Darrell Sheets, Jarrod Schulz and Brandi Passante, Barry Weiss, and resident auctioneers Dan and Laura. Guest appearances by Nabila Hannis…
