Storage Wars: Canada: Who You Gonna Call?

Storage Wars: Canada: Season 1, Episode 9: “Taunted, Haunted, and Most Wanted.” Rick and Cindy decided to let Rick do the bidding this time. Cindy likes it when Rick spices things up. Roy howled like a wolf. He was ready to hunt his prey. This time it was survival of the fittest. Paul made Bogart…

Storage Wars: Canada: The Rise of Bogart

Storage Wars: Canada: Season 1, Episode 11: “The Thrilla in Clairevilla.” Okay. There were a few unprecedented underhanded maneuvers pulled off by the people you wouldn’t expect. So please pay attention. This got crazy. Bogart had apparently cleaned up in a poker game the night previous. Paul asked if Bogart felt lucky about the day’s…

Storage Wars: Canada: The Magic Helmet

Storage Wars: Canada: Season 1, Episode 8: “Fashion Passion.” A wealthy community means potentially wealthy storage units. Everybody showed up with their game faces and their wallets packed. Ursula was ready to draw blood in her quest for high-end fashion. She wanted to fill her online store and this auction offered that possibility. Rick and…

Storage Wars: Canada: Who Got Lucky?

Storage Wars: Canada: Season 1, Episode 6: “Ain’t No Locker Like A Birthday Locker.” The storage facility promised lots of lockers used by companies that had to close up shop. Ursula needed more high-end items. She also felt someone needed to step in and be the alpha bitch. She was happy to fill those shoes….

Barry’d Treasure: Show Me the Monkey!

Barry’d Treasure: Season 1, Episode 5: “Show Me the Monkey.” Barry had the perfect car for a road trip. Or the worst car. It was a 1955 Ford with a glass bubble top. It gave a great view of the country, but was sweltering in the heat. We call it the “Jetson Mobile.” Car of…

Storage Wars: King Darrell Reigns Supreme

Storage Wars: Season 5, Episode 5: “The Return of the King of Montebello.” Ivy hired someone to manage his store. Less stress he thought as he bought storage units. Rene not pleased to return to the same facility where his hired help backed his truck into a gate. Darrell proclaimed himself “King of Montebello.” Yes,…

Barry’d Treasure: Million Dollar Jade

Barry’d Treasure: Season 1, Episode 2: “Kentuckyana Jones and the Emperor’s Vessel.” Barry drove to Kentucky to meet collector Michael. His nickname – Kentuckyana Jones. Barry brought sidekick JR to play his banjo along ride. Barry sang, ” She’ll Be Coming ‘Round the Mountain.” Is there anything this man can’t do? The Collector Kentuckyana Jones…

Storage Wars: New York: Funk Me!

Storage Wars: New York: Season 3, Episode 4: “Bid Master Funk.” John Luke concerned that the hot climate would cause tempers to flare during the auction. Big Steve laughed that the ‘mutts’ would hate his name (don’t think he’s aware that’s already a given). Mike mentioned that end of the month’s auctions were the best…

Storage Wars: New York: Amityville Horror!

Storage Wars: New York: Season 3, Episode 3: “Auction Hunters.” We’re in Amityville – Run! Scream! Okay, that’s a bit melodramatic. The location of the auction was at Amityville where they shot the horror movie. Mike freaked when he saw the house where the family uh, oh, just rent the movie. Gah! I think I…

Storage Wars: Brandi Takes a Bow

Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 7: “Oysters on the Half Plate.” What happens when you put oysters, beer, the Kings of Swag, and a lone Brandi into one episode? Not much. Hey, never said every episode was a 10 on the entertainment meter. This auction was held in Long Beach, California. Guest appearances made by…