Storage Wars: Canada: Welcome To the Jungle

Welcome to the Jungle. Storage Wars: Canada: Season 1, Episode 15: “A-locker-lypse Now.” Don was back! His return, coupled with a potentially steady stream of  good lockers, offered our players another chance at redemption. Roy was in full fatigues and ready for his next mission: Buy up all the good units… with extreme prejudice. And lots…

Storage Wars: Canada: A Fast Talking Pecker

Storage Wars: Canada: Season 1, Episode 10: “Canadian Pecker.” Don was still on vacation, so Patrick Pecker filled in for him as auctioneer. Patrick Pecker: I’m more aggressive than Don. Today, I’m bringing the full Pecker. Cindy and Rick knew it’s always good business to be respectful to the auctioneer. When they arrived, they made…

Storage Wars: Canada: Boys and Their Toys

Storage Wars: Canada: Season 1, Episode 13: “The Rise of the Liquidator.” Friends, let me just say: When the stakes get raised, they get RAISED. And when Jeff Schwarz, (also known as The Liquidator), stepped in for regular auctioneer, Don, he promised to give all the usual suspects a lot of bang for their buck. Wait. Is…

Storage Wars: Canada: Love Me! Hate Me!

Storage Wars: Canada: Season 1, Episode 4: “Safes n’ Snakes.” Roy wanted an uber cool item for his MAN CAVE to show off to his buddies when they came over for beers. Before auction, he was a bit miffed at the envious stares of the cash he flashed. Roy: Stop looking at my wad. Cindy…

Storage Wars: Hit and Miss

Storage Wars: Season 5, Episode 2: “The Hills Have Buys.” Ivy ranted about his hatred of mattresses. Umm…okay? Darrell decided it was time Brandon became a better buyer. Rene was concerned for his reputation and determined to beat Jarrod. Jarrod had bigger worries on his mind as he and Brandi decided to bid conservatively to…

Storage Wars: Jarrod Buys Everything but the Girl

Storage Wars: Season 5, Episode 1: “Flight of the Gambler.” Jarrod did a little beard maintenance while an impatience Brandi waited to leave for the auction in Montebello. Ivy announced he needed tools. He was going to bid on any units with tools. Seriously, there’s got to be an easier way to get hold of…

Storage Wars: Texas: Ricky & Bubba Shoot Out

Storage Wars: Texas: Season 3, Episode 7: “Stowe-Age Wars.” Rainy day did not faze Walt for as an auctioneer he would make money just the same. Let it rain money. Let it rain money. Let it rain money. Victor needed to buy smaller units with higher quality. Ricky and Bubba were looking for big lockers…

Container Wars: Jason the Human Target

Container Wars: Season 1, Episode 14: “Blowing Smoke.” Jason’s on a winning streak. The entire cast placed a target on his back. No way would Deana, Mo, Ty, Matt or the Israelis allow him to continue to win all the best containers. Game on! But would the cast come out on top or would they…