Storage Wars: Did You Buy a (Bleep) Locker?

Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 14: “That’s My Jerry!” I am sooo in the mood for pralines, you’ll see why. Auction held in Compton, California. Guest appearances by Herb Brown & Mike Karlinger, Ivy Calvin, and auctioneers Johan Graham & Earl. Absent Darrell Sheets and Brandon. Barry invited Kenny, who back in season 3 sold…

Storage Wars: French Burglar

Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 13: “The French Job.” Auction held in Laguna Niguel, California. Calvin got a traffic ticket. Barry was disqualified. Harris brothers bought a locker just to buy. Jarrod bought a locker for a toy. Barry came back to the storage facility incognito. They’re all nuts! Guest appearances by Ivy Calvin and…

Storage Wars: Girl Cat Fight Brandi vs. Casey!

Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 11: “Orange You Glad Dan Sold it Again.” Girl cat fight!!! Brandi’s pissed that the new girl Casey tried to out bid her. Brandi lunged at Casey. The two rolled around on the ground and… no, wait… I think I imagined that. Here’s what really happened. Auction was held in…

Storage Wars: Profit Donate

Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 10: “The Shrining.” How can the Kings of Swag go “stealth mode” when they look like they just stepped out of Saks Fifth Avenue? Matt and Mark Harris’ strategy was to inconspicuously bid. It was sooo confusing to watch. Auction held in El Monte, California. Johan Graham and Earl were…

Storage Wars: Broke Tricks

Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 9: “Old Tricks, New Treats.” Auction held in Inglewood, California. Guest appearances made by Ivy Calvin, and partners Mike Karlinger and Herb Brown. Darrell Sheets was absent. On the drive, Jarrod commented to Brandi how they only had $2000 to spend. Both agreed to revert to their old “bid broke”…

Storage Wars: Brandi Takes a Bow

Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 7: “Oysters on the Half Plate.” What happens when you put oysters, beer, the Kings of Swag, and a lone Brandi into one episode? Not much. Hey, never said every episode was a 10 on the entertainment meter. This auction was held in Long Beach, California. Guest appearances made by…

Storage Wars: Barry & Jarrod Share Brandi

Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 5: “A Time to Kiln.” The auction was held in San Jacinto, California. On the drive to the facility Jarrod revealed to Brandi that he’s already rented a space for their new store. Surprise! She was not happy. He envisioned the store filled with lots of good inventory. Brandi: All…

Storage Wars: Barry & The Asian Cowboy

Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 6: “Like a Kung Pao Cowboy.” Barry brought a new sidekick to the storage auction. An Asian Cowboy. Don’t ask, just go with it. Guest appearance was made by the late Mark Bolelo. Auction was held in Montebello, California. Same storage facility in which Darrell scored $300,000 worth of paintings….

Storage Wars: Barry’s New Sidekick – Cousin Itt!

Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 4: “The PA Stays in the Picture.” At any given storage auction one player may strike a huge payoff while others swing and miss. Then there are times when everyone loses. Auction was held in Rancho Cucamonga, California. Guest appearance was made by the late Mark Balelo. It’s a rainy…

Storage Wars: I Urn for You

Storage Wars: Season 4, Episode 3: “All’s Well that Urns Well.” Have you ever seen an urn? I haven’t. Neither have Jarrod or Brandi. They thought they had matching beer steins. My skin just crawled out of my body at the thought of drinking beer out of an urn. Yeach. Storage auction was held in…